Somehow, Fyre Festival 2 Tickets Are For Sale Now

If you were sufficiently online in April 2017, then you remember the glorious disaster of the Fyre Fest. Short version: Promoters Billy McFarland and Ja Rule used glamorous models and influencer types to advertise a wildly expensive luxury music festival in the Bahamas, but ticket-buyers arrived to find themselves trapped in a field with no way off of the island, staying in FEMA tents and eating the saddest-looking cheese sandwiches in existence. Organizers faced multiple lawsuits and became the punchlines of two dueling streaming-service documentaries, and the internet was delighted. Soon afterward, McFarland went to prison for wire fraud. But now McFarland is out, and he’s now selling tickets to another Fyre Fest!